WHAT??? OF COURSE I KNOW ABOUT MEAT!! HOW ELSE DO YOU EXPLAIN ALL THIS BEEF!!!

[He flexed one non-existent bicep to prove the point. Just go along with it and make this easier for everyone.]

GREASE! MY ARCH-NEMESIS!! NOW NOT EVEN BOOKS ARE SAFE FROM ITS VILLAINY!!! WELL, YOU COME ROUND TO PAPYRUS' PLACE, AND ONCE MY ROOMY LIFTS THE BAN, I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT REAL COOKING'S ALL ABOUT!!