NOTICE BOARD-(NOVEMBER 2019)

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CAMPUS NEWS & ANNOUNCEMENTS

WEATHER
The weather outside is hardly frightful, but there is a chill in the air that has thoroughly swept through Newtownville. The trees have begun to shed their fiery leaves, leaving the campus filled with ample opportunity for a few remaining pumpkin spice flavored photoshoots and leaf piling with friends. Those afternoons and mornings are rather biting, though, so bundle up and utilize those removable layers throughout the day.

CAMPUS WIDE POTLUCK

There will be a campus wide potluck held on the front lawn, November 22nd, held in celebration of the upcoming break and Thanksgiving holiday. While the University will be providing the main courses- Turkey (much to the chagrin of the new campus guests), ham, and an array of vegan centerpieces- we ask that students and faculty bring their own dishes to share with one another in festive, fall camaraderie.

Please note:
*The feast is FREE for all students, faculty, and friends of Alternate University

**The University is not liable for consumption of poorly prepared or questionable foods

PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT

There have been numerous reports of wild turkeys roaming the campus, and while some appear to be docile, many have claimed the birds to be particularly aggressive or, in odd contrast, overly affectionate. While we are unsure of the origin of this sudden poultry parade, we do ask that students and faculty try to avoid our new avian adversaries while our Public Safety offers attempt to locate and capture the beasts.

If you have any information related to this ‘Turkey Terror’ incident, please contact Public Safety in the administrative office.


NEWTOWNVILLE ANNOUNCEMENTS

HOLIDAY DEALS
-The Uppertown Mall in northern Newtownville continues to boast the start of their holiday sales, while many of the local shops in town compete with their own steals and deals. Now’s the time to shop! Just be kind to those working retail this season… you never know who you might run into on campus.

PART TIME JOB OPENINGS

-On a Roll Bakery is currently looking to hire a few fresh faces to help run their storefront. Applicants must be highly visible (for…some reason…) and friendly! Latte art experience and an appreciation for puns preferred.

-The Place Bar and Grill in North Newtownville is hunting for a hostess for the day shift.

-The BETTER Place Bar and Grill in South Newtownville has openings for multiple bartenders and wait staff. Must NOT have ANY previous association with ‘The Place Bar and Grill’.

-Multiple Retailers are hiring at Uppertown Mall for the holiday season. For individual job listings, please visit the mall’s website!